Q: What's the best way to
kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy
his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
AND NOW MY FAVORITE!
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"