1. You sat at the same desk for four years & worked for eight different Managers. 2. Your resume is on a jump drive, in your pocket. 3. When someone asks what you do for a living, you lie. 4. You get really excited about a 3% pay increase! 5. Your biggest loss from a hard drive crash is that you lose your best jokes & Internet sites. 6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. 7. It's dark on your drive to & from work. 8. Fun is when "projects" are assigned to someone else. 9. Communication is something your Group is having problems with. 10. You see a good-looking person & know immediately they are only a visitor. 11. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple. 12. All art involves a white board. 13. All real work is done prior to 9:00 AM or after 5:00 PM. 14. You're already late on the assignment you just received. 15. Dilbert is your favorite cartoon. 16. Your boss's favorite lines are; "When you get a few minutes", "In your spare time", or, "I have an opportunity for you". 17. 90% of the people in your Company do not know what you do. 18. 90% of the people in your Company do not care what you do. 19. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January. 20. Change is the norm. 21. Nepotism is encouraged. 22. You read this entire list & understood all of it.
