1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. Â 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. Â 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. Â 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. Â 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. Â 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line. Â 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. Â 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. Â 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get longevity awards. Â AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE : 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends". 15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net. Â 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9. 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9. 18. AND NOW U R LAUGHING ON YOUR STUPIDNESS.. ;
