I signed up for an exercise
class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just go "chunky
dunking."
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt
Delete' and start all over?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something
called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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