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You Might Be Working For A Defense Contractor If...

1. You write your personal letters in vu-graph format.

2. You use bullet format to make your grocery list.

3. If you sat at the same desk for 3 years and worked for 3 different companies.

4. If your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro strips.

5. You are on a first name basis at your local unemployment office.

6. Your resume is on a diskette in your back pocket.

7. If "Everything I needed to know I learned in kindergarten" really applies.

8. Your badge company name is applied with scotch tape.

9. You have no concept of time or date.

10. The sun is something you read about.

11. You have to call home to check on the weather.

12. When the main topic of conversation is where the next job is or who is being laid off.

13. Rumors, Rumors, Rumors.

14. All your friends who went to business school have their own window office and secretary, and still make more than you do.

15. If you say "If I tell you, I'd have to shoot you" when asked about what you do at work.

16. When you get excited about a 3% raise.

17. You can neither "confirm nor deny" what you are working on.

18. You refer to your marriage as a "teaming" arrangement.

19. You learn about your layoff on KABC radio.

20. You find humor in Dilbert.

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