1. You write your personal letters in vu-graph format.
2. You use bullet format to
make your grocery list.
3. If you sat at the same
desk for 3 years and worked for 3 different companies.
4. If your company welcome
sign is attached with Velcro strips.
5. You are on a first name
basis at your local unemployment office.
6. Your resume is on a
diskette in your back pocket.
7. If "Everything I
needed to know I learned in kindergarten" really applies.
8. Your badge company name is
applied with scotch tape.
9. You have no concept of
time or date.
10. The sun is something
you read about.
11. You have to call home
to check on the weather.
12. When the main topic of
conversation is where the next job is or who is being laid off.
13. Rumors, Rumors, Rumors.
14. All your friends who
went to business school have their own window office and secretary, and still make more
than you do.
15. If you say "If I
tell you, I'd have to shoot you" when asked about what you do at work.
16. When you get excited
about a 3% raise.
17. You can neither
"confirm nor deny" what you are working on.
18. You refer to your
marriage as a "teaming" arrangement.
19. You learn about your
layoff on KABC radio.
20. You find humor in
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