I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, TX who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV
virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is
married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing
and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for
the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is
a part time "working girl."
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing
her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I
tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?
Worried About My Reputation
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