Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? They
don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a
"party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
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