There was a boy who
worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and
asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they
only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that
he did not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said
he would go ask his manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, "There's some
jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of
lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned
around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,
"and this gentleman wants to buy the other half...
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You
almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I
was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You
think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you
from son?" The boy replied, "Canada sir." "Oh
really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey
players up there."
"Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from
Canada!!" The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did
she play for?
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