Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put
up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
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The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the good doctors changed it to
"Hysterias and Posteriors."
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This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids and
Hemorrhoids."
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No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again, so they
tried "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives."
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Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds". Unacceptable again, so they
tried "Lost Souls and A**holes."Â Â Still no go.
Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts",
"Queers and Rears", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks" or
"Loons and Moons" work either.
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They finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.
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