After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So,
the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal
in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear
and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help
me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was
just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they
were from Alabama.  This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry
bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry
bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count.  "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . .", at which  point he paused,
placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....
Also works in Tennessee.
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