A blonde goes into a
restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker
on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a
motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a
free lunch." But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've
won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry,
but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have
that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a
motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he
reads.
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