While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a
brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it
into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to
change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the blonde girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had
tennis elbow once."
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