A Dog Named "Sex" -
The pitfalls and troubles of naming you dog "Sex".
Inspiration For The Unhappy - A
funny story about a sparrow who doesn't know his friends from his enemies!
Jesus Is Watching You - A
humorous anecdote about a little parrot with a big mouth and a burglar with even a bigger
What Is A Koala Bear? - A funny
story about a Koala Bear outsmarting a prostitute.
The Peeping Parrot - A funny
anecdote about a parrot who saw more than he could hold on too.
Little Red Riding Hood - A
humorous take on the old childhood story about little red riding hood.
Doggy Style - Not all dogs are
taken to the vet because they do something bad!
One Mean Bull - A funny story
about the new bull on the block.
How To Catch A Gorilla - What
does it take to stop a gorilla?
The Seeing Eye Dog - One must
really be blind to pull this one off!
Kitty Joke - A funny story
about a chain reaction between a fly, a trout, a bear, a hunter, a mouse, and a cat.
The Talented Frog - A women
who pays $500 for a frog who gives oral sex. Did she get taken? Click here to find
Ventriloquist Cowboy - An
humorous conversation between a cowboy and a rancher's animals and what he finds out about
Parrots Just Want To Have Fun
- What do you get when you mix two female parrots who want to have fun with two religious
male parrots? Well, click here and find out!
The 3 Little Pigs - Italian Style
- A funny take on the old fairy tale about the wolf and the three pigs done Italian style.
Why Not A Dog - This short
funny story puts a new take on job discrimination.
It's A Living - An amusing
story about a female zoo gorilla whose violent behavior can only be satisfied by sex and
with no other male gorillas around the solution becomes an obvious one.
Bear Alert - An amusing story
about advice given to the public about bear alerts in the Colorado National Forest.
Some Things You Just Can't Explain
- Things aren't always what they seem, especially when you try to milk a cow.
Liver and Cheese - Read a
funny story about three male dogs trying to win the affection of a female poodle.
Scientific Study - Read a
humorous scientific study about worms.
A Bee Attends A Bar Mitzvah -
Read about a humorous conversation between two bees.
Four Talented Cats - Read a
funny story about four men bragging about what their cats can do.
City Girl - A humorous story
about a city girl who marries a farmer and knows nothing about farming.
Replacement Rooster - A funny
story about a man who accidently kills a farmer's rooster and wants to replace it.
A Lonely Frog - A funny story
about a lonely frog who gets advice from his psychic.
Don't Mess With The Old Farts
- An amusing story about a young rooster and old rooster battling it out to see who should
dominate the hen house.
The Bear and the Rabbit - A
funny story about a bear and rabbit that meet up with a magical frog who grants them both
A Good Witch - A humorous
anecdote about a witch who turns a yellow frog almost all green.
A Bunch of Bull - A funny
story about a farmer who sues the railroad for his missing bull.
Spring Time Story - A funny
story about two fully fed robins who bask in the sun.
Always Thought Green Snakes Were OK
- A humorous story about how one little green snake can cause so much trouble.
Frogs and Dogs - Two funny
stories. One about a frog who gets advice a Psychic Hotline and one about a dog who brings
in the paper.
Raffling Your Ass - Read a
funny story about a farmer who raffles a dead donkey.
Shipwrecked - Read what
happens when a man is shipwrecked with a dog and a sheep.
Cat Laws - Laws about cats
that only a cat lover could appreciate.
The Christmas Parrot - An
amusing story about a pet parrot who can sing Christmas carols when encouraged to do so.
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
- An amusing story about a great lion hunter who dresses up like a cow only to be hunted
Never Fails - A funny story
about a woman who brings her limp parrot into the vet and won't believe it's dead no
matter what the cost.
The Princess - A humorous
story about a frog who tries to convince a princess that he was a handsome prince turned
into a frog by an evil witch.
Feed The Monkey - Read a funny
story about a monkey in a bar who eats just about anything.
The Foo Bird - Sometimes its
hard to break tribal traditions when death could result. But this is one I would
definitely look into breaking.
A Rooster Name "Kenny"
- A funny story about an expensive but prolific rooster who doesn't stop at
Watch Out For The Chickens - A
funny story about how a farmer keeps speeding cars from running over his chickens.
I'm Fine - If you think
"I'm Fine" is the answer to this one, think again!!!
Lawyers and Alligators - A
humorous story about two alligators exactly the same age that are different sizes because
of their lawyer eating habits.
Grizzley Scientists - A funny
story about two European scientists who come to Yellowstone Park to study the Grizzley
Roosters - Read a funny story
about who is really smarter a young or old rooster.
Ventriloquist Cowboy - Read an
amusing story about a ventriliquist cowboy who meets up with an indian, his dog, and a
sheep and decides to have some fun with it.
Bronze Rat - A funny take on
the pied piper that got rid of all the rats in a city.
King Of The Forrest - A
humorous story about an argument between a Hawk, a Lion, and a Skunk about who is the most
important animal in the forrest.
How To Clean Your Toilet - A Dogs Way
- A funny story on how to clean your toilet as may be told by a dog.
Rude Parrot - A humorous story
about a rude, obnoxious, and profane parrot that sees the errors of his ways.
Telephone Problem - A story
about how a dog could predict when the telephone would ring.
The Parrot - A funny story
about a parrot who has no feet but still can hang onto to the wooden bar.
Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans
- An amusing story about the problems that dogs have with humans.
Monkey See, Monkey Do - A
funny story about a Gorilla who mimicks everything a man does, well almost everything.
Monkey on the Side of the Road
- A humorous story about a man who picks up a monkey from the side of the road and tells
the policeman who saw him, that he is taking it to the zoo.
The Frog and The Loan - A
funny story about a frog who goes into a bank to get a $30,000 loan with only a tiny pink
porcelain elephant as collateral.
Good Dog - A humorous story
about a customs dog who sniffs out illegal belongings among the passengers on an airplane
while in flight.
Advice For The Ladies - A
comical story about why women should by a dog.
Donald Duck - A funny story
about Donald Duck asking the hotel clerk for a condom so he could have sex with Daisy.
Buy a Dog - Humorous reasons
as to why to buy a dog.
Old Blue - A comical story
about a man who gives his son money to have their dog taught how to speak and read.
USMC Dog - A funny story about
a talking dog who claims to have been in the U.S. Marines.
Nutrition - A humorous story
about an alligator who is lacking nutrition because he keeps eating politicians.