Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow
born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them
ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and
we're not using it anymore.
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and
"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It
creates a hostile work environment!
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