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Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop and ask for directions.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds eventually will mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: When do you care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: Why are married women usually heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women
come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're all married.
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