A man and his wife were vacationing in Las Vegas. As they arrived
in their hotel room they noticed an overpowering stench. They immediately called the front
desk to complain and then headed for the casinos for some late-night gambling hoping the
problem would be taken care of.
When
they returned to the room, the stench was replaced with the strong smell of chemical
cleaners and deodorizers. Although these smells were annoying they felt it was better than
the other smell and both went to bed.
They were awakened early the next
morning to the same strong sweet odor that they had complained about the night before. The
man called the manager and angrily demanded another room immediately.
While his wife packed up their stuff the
man ripped the sheets off the bed, where the smell seemed to be coming from. He found that
the mattress had been cut open and a well-dressed corpse had been shoved inside.
The couple was given a complimentary suite
and free passes to the shows.Â
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