A drunk driver was pulled over by a police officer late one
night. As he was trying to walk a straight line, there was a crash from a nearby alley and
the policeman told the drunk to wait while he checked it out.
After waiting about ten minutes the drunk got tired of wating and
decided to drive home. He was awakened the next morning by knocking at the door. When he
opened it there was the police officer.
The driver stuck to the story that he'd
been at home all evening and the policeman demanded he open the garage door.
The man obliged wondering what the
policeman hoped to find. He realized his mistake when he saw the police car in his garage.
The policeman is so embarrassed by the
situation that he doesn't press charges. Â
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