| A farmer dies & goes to hell. While down there
the Devil notices that a farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the guages &
see that it's 90 degrees & about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer &
asks why he's so happy. The farmer says "I like it here, the temperature is just like
plowing my fields in June."
The Devil isn't happy with the
farmer's answer & decides to get him, so he goes over & turns up the temperature
to 100 degrees & the humidity to 90%.
After turning everything up he
goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The
Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy. The farmer says "This is even
better, it's like pulling weeds in the fields during July."
The Devil, now upset, decides
to really make the farmer suffer. He goes over to the controls & turns the heat up to
120 degrees & the humidity to 100%.
"Now lets see what the
farmer is up to," he says. So he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him sitting on
the floor even happier then before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why
he's happy now. The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the
silo with my friends in August."
The Devil says "That's
it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over & turns the temperature down to 25
degrees & no humidity. "Lets see what the farmer has to say about
this." The Devil finds the farmer jumping up & down for joy & yelling,
"The Cubs have finally won the World Series!" |