How many times has someone said to you.....
"You don't know Jack Schitt...." Now you will know the entire story...
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe
Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-deep
Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six
Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on
shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two
daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull
In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb
Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son,
Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The
Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy Itailian
number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you know Jack Schitt and his
family, in case someone asks...