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Billy Bob's In Town

One day the sheriff sees Billy Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff asks, "Billy Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town undressed like that?"

Billy Bob replies, "Well Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin'. Mary Lou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a-kissing and a-cuddlin' and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well then Mary Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same.

"Well, I took off all my clothes except my boots. Then Mary Lou lay herself on the hay and said 'Okay Billy Bob, let's go to town!'

I guess I'm the first one here."

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