What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give
in?
"Have another beer." Why does a sorority girl wear
underwear?
To keep her ankles warm. What's the difference between
a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce. What's the difference between
a sorority girl and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it. What does a sorority girl put
behind her ears to make her look more attractive?
Her ankles. What's the difference between
a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to
poke. How are a bowling ball and a
sorority girl alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in
the gutter and they'll always come back. What is the difference between
sorority girls and hookers?
Sorority girls cost less per score. What is the difference between
a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 pounds.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant. What is the first thing a
sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduces herself.
Walks home. What's the difference between
a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. How can you tell if a sorority
girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file What do you get when you cross
a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There's only so much an ape can be forced to do. Why is a sorority girl like a
door knob?
'Cause everybody gets a turn. How do you get a sorority girl
in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on
the bed. Did you hear about the new
sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand. What's the difference between
sorority girls and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week. What do you call 100 sorority
girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs. What do you call a sorority
girl hang-gliding festival?
Multiple total eclipses. What is a sorority girls
mating call?
"I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk." What's the difference between
a sorority girl and a dog?
Driver's will swerve to miss the dog. How many sorority girls does
it take to change a light bulb?
She holds on to it, and the world revolves around her. One to hold the Diet Pepsi,
and one to call Daddy.
One to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts. One to change it, and six to
go out and buy more Diet Pepsi.
65, one to change it, and 64 to sing and clap. Why is a sorority girl like
railroad tracks?
'Cause she's been laid all over the country. What three words will a
sorority girl never hear?
"Attention K-mart shoppers." Why does a sorority girl close
her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping. What is a sorority girls
favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale's. What's the difference between
sorority girls and Jell-o?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. What do you call a sorority
girl's waterbed?
Lake Placid or The Dead Sea. How do you know when a
sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she had her hair done. What's a sorority girl's idea
of natural childbirth?
No make-up. How do you prevent a sorority
girl from having sex?
Marry her. What's the difference betweena
sorority girl and a broom closet?
Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. What's the difference between
a sorority girl and a phone booth?
You need a quarter to use the phone.Only one person can use the
phone at once. What's the difference betweena
sorority and a circus?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts. How is a sorority girl like a
vacuum?
They both suck. How are they different?
You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
When a vacuum cleaner is full of shit, it's easy to dump the old bag.
A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
A vacuum cleaner can't suck start a Harley. How do you get four sorority
girls on one chair?
Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.
Turn the chair over, and put one on each leg. What's the difference between
a sorority track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
The tribe of sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. What does the Bermuda Triangle
and sorority girls have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen. | 
