|Why do men like love at first
sight? It saves them a lot of time. |
woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
What should you give a man who has
everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males
after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They
stay stuck in adolescence.
How does a man show he's planning for the
future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All
he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
How is being at a singles bar different
from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What makes men chase women they have no
intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks
he's God's gift? Exchange him.
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're
hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband
and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap
opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye
contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
What's the difference between men and
government bonds? Bonds mature.
What do men and beer bottles have in
common? They're both empty from the neck up.