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One Shot Or Two
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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new
scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The
clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my
house all the way up on that hill". The man takes a look through the scope, and
starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk."I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
house", the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and
looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two
bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my
wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the
scope and says,
"You know what? I think I can do that
with only one shot now!" |
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