A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her
right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all
right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they
were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were lying
by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-Meter board, and did a
two and a half tuck gainer. This was followed by three rotations in jackknife position,
where he straightened out, and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said," That was
incredible!"
He said, "I used to be
an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went
along."
So she got up, jumped in
the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay
down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was
incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said,
"I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.
