Two nuns are ordered to paint
a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must
not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the
project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug,
and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the
door.
"Nice tits," says the man,
"where do you want these blinds?"
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