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Rectum Deodorant
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A blonde
walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman
they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have
any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get
it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of
underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the deodorant back and reads out loud
from the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM." |
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