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A Bonde GUY Joke
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A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the
bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart
attack," cries the woman.He
rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up
and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no
clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard", says the
husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the
kids." |
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