Guys were sitting around a bar talking about things
they bet on. A woman down at the end of the bar; says "I bet on things!" The
bartender says; "Oh Yeah! What do you bet on?" Woman: "Most anything."Bartender: "Like what for
instance?"
Woman: "See that wall
over their? I bet I can pee higher on that wall than you can!"
Bartender: (Thinks about
this for a minute) "I'll take that bet!", "How much do you want to
bet?"
Woman: "You name your
poison."
Bartender: "I'll bet
you a hundred dollars."
Woman: "Ok!"
Bartender: "Ladies
first."
Woman: Pulls up her dress,
pulls down her panties, leans back and pees. "Your turn," she replies.
Bartender: Unzips his pants
gets his sure fire $100 tool out; gets ready to pee.
Woman: "Hey......NO HANDS!"
