Sometimes animals can be very funny. We currently have 66 humorous stories about animals. A description of each animal joke is provided below the link.
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A Dog Named "Sex" - The pitfalls and troubles of naming you dog "Sex".
Kitty Joke - A funny story about a chain reaction between a fly, a trout, a bear, a hunter, a mouse, and a cat.
The Talented Frog - A women who pays $500 for a frog who gives oral sex. Did she get taken? Click here to find out!
Ventriloquist Cowboy - An humorous conversation between a cowboy and a rancher's animals and what he finds out about the rancher.
Parrots Just Want To Have Fun - What do you get when you mix two female parrots who want to have fun with two religious male parrots? Well, click here and find out!
Why Not A Dog - This short funny story puts a new take on job discrimination.
It's A Living - An amusing story about a female zoo gorilla whose violent behavior can only be satisfied by sex and with no other male gorillas around the solution becomes an obvious one.
Bear Alert - An amusing story about advice given to the public about bear alerts in the Colorado National Forest.
Frogs and Dogs - Two funny stories. One about a frog who gets advice a Psychic Hotline and one about a dog who brings in the paper.
Raffling Your Ass - Read a funny story about a farmer who raffles a dead donkey.
Shipwrecked - Read what happens when a man is shipwrecked with a dog and a sheep.
Cat Laws - Laws about cats that only a cat lover could appreciate.
The Christmas Parrot - An amusing story about a pet parrot who can sing Christmas carols when encouraged to do so.
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter - An amusing story about a great lion hunter who dresses up like a cow only to be hunted himself.
Never Fails - A funny story about a woman who brings her limp parrot into the vet and won't believe it's dead no matter what the cost.
The Princess - A humorous story about a frog who tries to convince a princess that he was a handsome prince turned into a frog by an evil witch.
Feed The Monkey - Read a funny story about a monkey in a bar who eats just about anything.
The Foo Bird - Sometimes its hard to break tribal traditions when death could result. But this is one I would definitely look into breaking.
A Rooster Name "Kenny" - A funny story about an expensive but prolific rooster who doesn't stop at chickens.
Watch Out For The Chickens - A funny story about how a farmer keeps speeding cars from running over his chickens.
I'm Fine - If you think "I'm Fine" is the answer to this one, think again!!!
Lawyers and Alligators - A humorous story about two alligators exactly the same age that are different sizes because of their lawyer eating habits.
Grizzley Scientists - A funny story about two European scientists who come to Yellowstone Park to study the Grizzley bears.
Roosters - Read a funny story about who is really smarter a young or old rooster.
Ventriloquist Cowboy - Read an amusing story about a ventriliquist cowboy who meets up with an indian, his dog, and a sheep and decides to have some fun with it.
Bronze Rat - A funny take on the pied piper that got rid of all the rats in a city.
King Of The Forrest - A humorous story about an argument between a Hawk, a Lion, and a Skunk about who is the most important animal in the forrest.
Monkey See, Monkey Do - A funny story about a Gorilla who mimicks everything a man does, well almost everything.
Monkey on the Side of the Road - A humorous story about a man who picks up a monkey from the side of the road and tells the policeman who saw him, that he is taking it to the zoo.
The Frog and The Loan - A funny story about a frog who goes into a bank to get a $30,000 loan with only a tiny pink porcelain elephant as collateral.
Good Dog - A humorous story about a customs dog who sniffs out illegal belongings among the passengers on an airplane while in flight.